Futvanfar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered capybara.

Futvanfar created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futvanfar, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Futvanfar, it will strike you with lightening.

Futvanfar's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Futvanfar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Hide if four hamsters approach from the north.