Titflymap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless yak.

Titflymap created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Titflymap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Titflymap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Titflymap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Titflymap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. You must love Titflymap.