Figbapquagbat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, impressive wolf.

Figbapquagbat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figbapquagbat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Figbapquagbat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Figbapquagbat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Figbapquagbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Figbapquagbat's priests.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Figbapquagbat.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.