Parknellmig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm dog.

Parknellmig created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Parknellmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Parknellmig, she will turn you into a plant.

Parknellmig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Parknellmig's Holy Commandments

1. Parknellmig loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.