Zagdumcad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent capybara.

Zagdumcad created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagdumcad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zagdumcad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zagdumcad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zagdumcad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Do not chop down trees.