Jadpomligcapkik is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless hummingbird.

Jadpomligcapkik created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadpomligcapkik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jadpomligcapkik, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jadpomligcapkik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jadpomligcapkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.