Watjantitfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent slug.

Watjantitfon created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watjantitfon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Watjantitfon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Watjantitfon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Watjantitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Put Watjantitfon first in all things.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.