Fasinggen Kadcarpog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody centaur.

Fasinggen Kadcarpog created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Fasinggen Kadcarpog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fasinggen Kadcarpog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fasinggen Kadcarpog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fasinggen Kadcarpog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.