Libcinshav Gilfobarp is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, uncaring beaver.

Libcinshav Gilfobarp created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Libcinshav Gilfobarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Libcinshav Gilfobarp, she will make you grow a tail.

Libcinshav Gilfobarp's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Libcinshav Gilfobarp's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.