Lagsisgov is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy shrew.

Lagsisgov created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lagsisgov, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagsisgov, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lagsisgov's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lagsisgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help moths.