Liddabmad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical tortoise.

Liddabmad created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liddabmad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Liddabmad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Liddabmad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Liddabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple birds for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide if three tapirs approach from the west.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Liddabmad on top of all buildings.

5. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.