Vignegrap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying hippopotamus.

Vignegrap created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vignegrap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vignegrap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vignegrap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vignegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vignegrap's priests.

2. Badgers are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Never write about planets.