Hakdapkab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing skunk.

Hakdapkab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakdapkab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hakdapkab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hakdapkab's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hakdapkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Worship no other gods but Hakdapkab.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never jump in holy places.