Camdobbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, moody dove.

Camdobbess created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camdobbess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camdobbess, he will turn you into a rock.

Camdobbess' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Camdobbess' Holy Commandments

1. Camdobbess loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help geese.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about bats.