Cuntailgup Nurlnan Sommotjop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witless yak.

Cuntailgup Nurlnan Sommotjop created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuntailgup Nurlnan Sommotjop, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cuntailgup Nurlnan Sommotjop, it will make you grow a tail.

Cuntailgup Nurlnan Sommotjop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cuntailgup Nurlnan Sommotjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

3. Run away if nine doves approach from the east.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never jump in holy places.