Negbablit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful jaguar.

Negbablit created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Negbablit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Negbablit, it will destroy your home planet.

Negbablit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Negbablit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Negbablit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if nine doves approach from the south.