Henhambad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous snail.

Henhambad created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Henhambad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Henhambad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Henhambad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Henhambad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear shirts.