Ponrawdog is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, quiet seal.
Ponrawdog created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ponrawdog, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Ponrawdog, it will turn you into a dog.
Ponrawdog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Ponrawdog's Holy Commandments
1. Never laugh in the presence of otters.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ponrawdog.
5. Do not run in public.