Ingfenbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome dryad.

Ingfenbeg created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingfenbeg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ingfenbeg, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ingfenbeg's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ingfenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never wear black coats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.