Zimbesstaghotveenbissdadbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud dove.

Zimbesstaghotveenbissdadbiss created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimbesstaghotveenbissdadbiss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zimbesstaghotveenbissdadbiss, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zimbesstaghotveenbissdadbiss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zimbesstaghotveenbissdadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink mites for they are unholy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.