Ligrotzak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish faun.

Ligrotzak created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligrotzak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ligrotzak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ligrotzak's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ligrotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Always obey Ligrotzak's priests.