Catnuryim is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured faun.

Catnuryim created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catnuryim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catnuryim, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Catnuryim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Catnuryim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Put Catnuryim first in all things.