Tadbodfossin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, calm fairy.

Tadbodfossin created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tadbodfossin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadbodfossin, she will turn you into a plant.

Tadbodfossin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tadbodfossin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear coats.

5. You must never eat beans.