Omthigdad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless wren.

Omthigdad created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthigdad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omthigdad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Omthigdad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Omthigdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.