Vencipmot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring centipede.

Vencipmot created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vencipmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vencipmot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vencipmot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vencipmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Vencipmot's priests.