Lenteenhog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic finch.

Lenteenhog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenteenhog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenteenhog, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lenteenhog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Lenteenhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Worship no other gods but Lenteenhog.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.