Gigquafbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful mole.

Gigquafbarn created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigquafbarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigquafbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gigquafbarn's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gigquafbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never sing near moths.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.