Bidfebcit Pogpogjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil horse.

Bidfebcit Pogpogjam created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Bidfebcit Pogpogjam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bidfebcit Pogpogjam, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bidfebcit Pogpogjam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bidfebcit Pogpogjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. You must love Bidfebcit Pogpogjam.

3. Worship no other gods but Bidfebcit Pogpogjam.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not dye your hair white.