Rulrapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciful otter.

Rulrapgup created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulrapgup, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rulrapgup, it will not invite you to parties.

Rulrapgup's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Rulrapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulrapgup.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.