Mipyarsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong hamster.

Mipyarsin created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mipyarsin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipyarsin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mipyarsin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mipyarsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Mipyarsin on top of important buildings.

5. Do not kill ducks.