Hadflignan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered finch.

Hadflignan created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadflignan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hadflignan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hadflignan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hadflignan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hadflignan.

2. Put Hadflignan first in all things.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about stars.