Miscutappbumbidpark Matartnul Stragfagnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic hydra.

Miscutappbumbidpark Matartnul Stragfagnurl created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Miscutappbumbidpark Matartnul Stragfagnurl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Miscutappbumbidpark Matartnul Stragfagnurl, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Miscutappbumbidpark Matartnul Stragfagnurl's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Miscutappbumbidpark Matartnul Stragfagnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never wear fawn corsets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not hurt badgers.