Capzenbettal is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast chinchilla.

Capzenbettal created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capzenbettal, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capzenbettal, it will not care at all.

Capzenbettal's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Capzenbettal's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.