Futyost is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying dryad.

Futyost created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futyost, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Futyost, he will send minions to preach to you.

Futyost's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Futyost's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if three dogs approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Do not stand on grass.