Metbanfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy meerkat.

Metbanfot created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metbanfot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Metbanfot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Metbanfot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Metbanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Metbanfot loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away if eight otters approach from the west.