Farbetbet is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, loving giraffe.

Farbetbet created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farbetbet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Farbetbet, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farbetbet's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Farbetbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Farbetbet.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.