Cinhannab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional hummingbird.

Cinhannab created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinhannab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cinhannab, she will be very sad.

Cinhannab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cinhannab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Cinhannab.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.