Rotzibtam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered camel.

Rotzibtam created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Rotzibtam, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rotzibtam, he will cry a lot.

Rotzibtam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rotzibtam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Always help eagles in need.