Hudgessnil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited porpoise.

Hudgessnil created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hudgessnil, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hudgessnil, it will manifest in front of you.

Hudgessnil's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hudgessnil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not commit murder.