Ligminlim is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful goblin.

Ligminlim created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligminlim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ligminlim, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ligminlim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ligminlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.