Davparklog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust alligator.

Davparklog created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davparklog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davparklog, it will turn you into a mole.

Davparklog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Davparklog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help voles.

5. Do not listen to music.