Fatbodjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, amazing grasshopper.

Fatbodjop created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbodjop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatbodjop, it will cry a lot.

Fatbodjop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fatbodjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Hide if five manatees approach from the west.

4. You must pray to Fatbodjop four times a day.

5. Run away if three tapirs approach from the south.