Sakcedsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous armadillo.

Sakcedsaw created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcedsaw, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sakcedsaw, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sakcedsaw's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sakcedsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if seven bats approach from the west.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about asteroids.