Lidtiphub Xucknakfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tiresome gnu.

Lidtiphub Xucknakfeb created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtiphub Xucknakfeb, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidtiphub Xucknakfeb, it will turn you into a mole.

Lidtiphub Xucknakfeb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lidtiphub Xucknakfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.