Dogtadmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable seal.

Dogtadmis created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtadmis, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dogtadmis, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dogtadmis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dogtadmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.