Bumsitwik is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, caring rat.

Bumsitwik created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumsitwik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bumsitwik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bumsitwik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bumsitwik's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Worship no other gods but Bumsitwik.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Retreat if four goats approach from the south.

5. Do not hurt cats.