Gudratbess is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome crane.

Gudratbess created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudratbess, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudratbess, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudratbess' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gudratbess' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta turtles for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.