Lipgomhud is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent beaver.

Lipgomhud created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgomhud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lipgomhud, she will make you grow a tail.

Lipgomhud's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lipgomhud's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lipgomhud.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Lipgomhud on top of all buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.