Faglogbus is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured clam.

Faglogbus created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faglogbus, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Faglogbus, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Faglogbus' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Faglogbus' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Faglogbus on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Retreat if nine turtles approach from the south.

4. Do not take Faglogbus' name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.