Titgumyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise bat.

Titgumyarl created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Titgumyarl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Titgumyarl, he will send you a sign.

Titgumyarl's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Titgumyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Put Titgumyarl first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear white clothing.